Hey, everyone. First, a message for our Canadian friends: that was a good game. You outplayed us (wow, that was some defense!) and we hope you go on to do well on Sunday. Now why don't you go rest up for the game and let us Americans...sorry, United Statesians, talk amongst ourselves.

*waves goodbye*

*smiles patiently*

They gone?

Ok, America. I think everyone agrees that we should win the gold medal and that there's no reason today's loss should stop us. So, new plan:

Ok, USA. Time For A New Plan

Invasion starts tonight. Boom, gold is ours.